Life for the Tories hereafter
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Uh? What do I have to say about the story that Tory MPs have begun to consider life hereafter? You are talking about...
Jair Is A Messiah
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You must be the only journalist in the whole of the United States who doesn’t know my full name. Jair Messias. If you...
You Heard The Tories Called Us Softy, Didn’t You?
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Don’t ask me questions about it because you already know the answer. Don’t bother to– Uh? You say you don’t? That must be...
Brand Johnson is fire on the mountain
By
Tunji Ajibade
Uh? Kim, from The Arctic. You’re asking me if I admit that Boris Johnson is a brand. You see, I’ve always said you...
Boris Johnson’s bike is migraine
By
’Tunji Ajibade
tunjioa@yahoo.com
It’s been happening for us according to pan; sorry, I mean plan. Excuse my slip but it happens when you are excited, doesn’t...
Don’t stick it on Labour, it won’t stick
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Don’t even look in Labour Party’s direction at all when you search for a definition of confusion. Didn’t you hear the Tory’s Levelling...
Churchill and Cincinnatus of British politics
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, thank you, gentlemen of the press. Our party leader shall not be taking questions personally because he has an urgent meeting...
I’m Nerandra Modi, I brook no nonsense
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Any further mention of Ashis Nandy and I will have you thrown out of this press briefing. This is no place to make...
Labour? I’ll tell you their second name
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You say they are leaked data, right? Well, it’s your moment; call them what you like. You might even tell me the Watergate...
Team Boris and Team Rishi
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Labour Party headquaters
MP 1: Did you watch their meeting on TV?
MP 2: Meeting? No.
MP1: Um, sorry, I meant a conference, in Bournemouth. Supporters...
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