Country Bumpkins In Khartoum
By
’Tunji Ajibade
This grand occasion, the very first press briefing since the government relocated to Port Sudan, is at the pleasure of the Leader of...
Brand Johnson is fire on the mountain
By
Tunji Ajibade
Uh? Kim, from The Arctic. You’re asking me if I admit that Boris Johnson is a brand. You see, I’ve always said you...
Trump’s Pen
By ’Tunji Ajibade
With that kind of question you guys won’t let me carry out my last task as the transition team’s spokesperson. I’m here...
Boris Johnson’s bike is migraine
By
’Tunji Ajibade
tunjioa@yahoo.com
It’s been happening for us according to pan; sorry, I mean plan. Excuse my slip but it happens when you are excited, doesn’t...
Ms Natasha isn’t flabbergasted
By ’Tunji Ajibade
I didn’t come here to talk about the First Daughter, Ms Natasha Museveni; I didn’t. So don’t ask me questions about what...
A Naming Ceremony For Coup D’états
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You’re welcome to this ceremony where we shall unveil the names of the various military coup d’états that have happened over the past...
The Great Leader And The Russian Bear (1)
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Ha, your hands are up in the air already eager to ask questions as soon as I say I'm from North Korea and...
I’m Nerandra Modi, I brook no nonsense
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Any further mention of Ashis Nandy and I will have you thrown out of this press briefing. This is no place to make...
Reeves’ Ad
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: A weekend of disaster.
MEMBER: I didn’t see it coming.
CHAIRMAN: (an aside) Do you ever see anything coming? (to MEMBER, wryly) You...
Jair Is A Messiah
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You must be the only journalist in the whole of the United States who doesn’t know my full name. Jair Messias. If you...
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As North’s religionists fritter away Tinubu’s goodwill
’Tunji Ajibade
This piece is six months late. Way back, I had planned to use it to warn a section of religionists of northern extraction...
Quality management crucial to every company’s success – Dorman Long Executive Director, Engr. Akeem...
The need to implement Quality Management System Standard by various companies and organisations is increasingly becoming crucial to success in the competitive business environment...
Vacancy at Westminster
By ’Tunji Ajibade
You can’t ask me that kind of question, you can’t. And if you keep telling me it’s your job to ask questions...