On Keir Stammer’s To-Do List
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Chairman: Terrible week.
Member: How do you mean?
Chairman: You know.
Member: I thought everything went according to your plan.
Chairman: In a way, but not...
BREAKING: Nigerian Writer, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, wins 2023 Poetry London Prize
By
’Tunji Ajibade
The Nigerian multiple award-winning fiction writer and poet, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, has won this year’s Poetry London Prize. His entry “Unusual Inmates” was announced...
Labour? I’ll tell you their second name
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You say they are leaked data, right? Well, it’s your moment; call them what you like. You might even tell me the Watergate...
Mathematical Trump Vs. Haley’s Balloons
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Em– em– Tim, you have to pardon me since your question is about Ms Haley. I really don’t want to dabble into...
You Heard The Tories Called Us Softy, Didn’t You?
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Don’t ask me questions about it because you already know the answer. Don’t bother to– Uh? You say you don’t? That must be...
Gen. Muhoozi’s street credible
By ’Tunji Ajibade
That’s an excellent question. But I have to unbundle it as it’s a twenty-in-one question like those tea beverage concoctions that they...
Ugwuanyi, Niyi’s works make Pauline Tallen’s task easier
By 'Tunji Ajibade
First Published April 30, 2021
There has been much activism of late with regard to the incidence of child abuse such as rape....
Churchill and Cincinnatus of British politics
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, thank you, gentlemen of the press. Our party leader shall not be taking questions personally because he has an urgent meeting...
The Gray Area
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You got your question wrong about Sue, I can tell you that. Very wrong. I would have thought you would ask me...
Mr Erdogan is singing, sshhh
By
’Tunji Ajibade
1st Person: This documentary must be grand.
2nd Person: Nothing is anything if it’s not grand where you're concerned.
1st Person: Exactly! (thoughtful) What do...





