Boris Is Back In The Trenches
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: Did you see The Mail?
MEMBER: I didn’t get a mail from him.
CHAIRMAN: Get mail? From whom?
MEMBER: The Secretary. Thought you meant...
We’re In The Same Trousers With The Americans
A Satire
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, Madowo, for inviting me to debunk the purported ban of Uganda from the African Growth And Opportunity Act. You see,...
Gen. Muhoozi’s street credible
By ’Tunji Ajibade
That’s an excellent question. But I have to unbundle it as it’s a twenty-in-one question like those tea beverage concoctions that they...
Labour Party In Number 10? You Wait
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Laura, the fact that I’m the nuclear minister doesn’t mean I’m a nuke, exploding and spreading everywhere at once, knowing every detail in...
BoJo versus Red Knight
By ’Tunji Ajibade
That’s an attempt to de-market Red Knight. What? Greg, you ask if I’m referring to Boris Johnson. Why, BoJo isn’t the politician...
Mr Erdogan is singing, sshhh
By
’Tunji Ajibade
1st Person: This documentary must be grand.
2nd Person: Nothing is anything if it’s not grand where you're concerned.
1st Person: Exactly! (thoughtful) What do...
Brand Johnson is fire on the mountain
By
Tunji Ajibade
Uh? Kim, from The Arctic. You’re asking me if I admit that Boris Johnson is a brand. You see, I’ve always said you...
Ms Natasha isn’t flabbergasted
By ’Tunji Ajibade
I didn’t come here to talk about the First Daughter, Ms Natasha Museveni; I didn’t. So don’t ask me questions about what...
Lynch mustn’t lynch me
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: The guy will upset us.
MEMBER: He will?
CHAIRMAN: So you don’t know.
MEMBER: I know. He’s been cooking up some things in Number...
King Trump And The Salesman
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You see, the Arabians don’t think in terms of president and prime minister. So they can’t have respect for you unless you are...
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As North’s religionists fritter away Tinubu’s goodwill
’Tunji Ajibade
This piece is six months late. Way back, I had planned to use it to warn a section of religionists of northern extraction...
Quality management crucial to every company’s success – Dorman Long Executive Director, Engr. Akeem...
The need to implement Quality Management System Standard by various companies and organisations is increasingly becoming crucial to success in the competitive business environment...
Vacancy at Westminster
By ’Tunji Ajibade
You can’t ask me that kind of question, you can’t. And if you keep telling me it’s your job to ask questions...