Churchill and Cincinnatus of British politics
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, thank you, gentlemen of the press. Our party leader shall not be taking questions personally because he has an urgent meeting...
Ugwuanyi, Niyi’s works make Pauline Tallen’s task easier
By 'Tunji Ajibade
First Published April 30, 2021
There has been much activism of late with regard to the incidence of child abuse such as rape....
Don’t stick it on Labour, it won’t stick
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Don’t even look in Labour Party’s direction at all when you search for a definition of confusion. Didn’t you hear the Tory’s Levelling...
Boris Johnson’s bike is migraine
By
’Tunji Ajibade
tunjioa@yahoo.com
It’s been happening for us according to pan; sorry, I mean plan. Excuse my slip but it happens when you are excited, doesn’t...
BREAKING: Nigerian Writer, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, wins 2023 Poetry London Prize
By
’Tunji Ajibade
The Nigerian multiple award-winning fiction writer and poet, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, has won this year’s Poetry London Prize. His entry “Unusual Inmates” was announced...
We’re In The Same Trousers With The Americans
A Satire
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, Madowo, for inviting me to debunk the purported ban of Uganda from the African Growth And Opportunity Act. You see,...
Boris Shot Elephant
By ’Tunji Ajibade
1st Person: Boris Johnson shot elephant lately.
2nd Person: It’s more than elephant.
1st Person: Exactly! (stops, thoughtful) What do you mean? In fact,...
On Keir Stammer’s To-Do List
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Chairman: Terrible week.
Member: How do you mean?
Chairman: You know.
Member: I thought everything went according to your plan.
Chairman: In a way, but not...
Jair Is A Messiah
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You must be the only journalist in the whole of the United States who doesn’t know my full name. Jair Messias. If you...
Trump’s Pen
By ’Tunji Ajibade
With that kind of question you guys won’t let me carry out my last task as the transition team’s spokesperson. I’m here...





