BoJo versus Red Knight
By ’Tunji Ajibade
That’s an attempt to de-market Red Knight. What? Greg, you ask if I’m referring to Boris Johnson. Why, BoJo isn’t the politician...
Mathematical Trump Vs. Haley’s Balloons
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Em– em– Tim, you have to pardon me since your question is about Ms Haley. I really don’t want to dabble into...
Mr Osborne will make a good palm reader
A Satire
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Thanks everyone and please have your seat. I’m over the moon you stand up for me as I enter the press...
We’re In The Same Trousers With The Americans
A Satire
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Thank you, Madowo, for inviting me to debunk the purported ban of Uganda from the African Growth And Opportunity Act. You see,...
Labour Party In Number 10? You Wait
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Laura, the fact that I’m the nuclear minister doesn’t mean I’m a nuke, exploding and spreading everywhere at once, knowing every detail in...
BREAKING: Nigerian Writer, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, wins 2023 Poetry London Prize
By
’Tunji Ajibade
The Nigerian multiple award-winning fiction writer and poet, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, has won this year’s Poetry London Prize. His entry “Unusual Inmates” was announced...
A Naming Ceremony For Coup D’états
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You’re welcome to this ceremony where we shall unveil the names of the various military coup d’états that have happened over the past...
The Great Leader And The Russian Bear (1)
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Ha, your hands are up in the air already eager to ask questions as soon as I say I'm from North Korea and...
Country Bumpkins In Khartoum
By
’Tunji Ajibade
This grand occasion, the very first press briefing since the government relocated to Port Sudan, is at the pleasure of the Leader of...
All hail The In-Coming Emperor, Touadera!
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You say you’re from France Aujourd'hui. Good, it’s the reason I condescend to grant you this interview. Coming from the country of...