A Naming Ceremony For Coup D’états
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You’re welcome to this ceremony where we shall unveil the names of the various military coup d’états that have happened over the past...
The Great Leader And The Russian Bear (1)
By
’Tunji Ajibade
Ha, your hands are up in the air already eager to ask questions as soon as I say I'm from North Korea and...
Country Bumpkins In Khartoum
By
’Tunji Ajibade
This grand occasion, the very first press briefing since the government relocated to Port Sudan, is at the pleasure of the Leader of...
All hail The In-Coming Emperor, Touadera!
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You say you’re from France Aujourd'hui. Good, it’s the reason I condescend to grant you this interview. Coming from the country of...
The Bear’s Honours List
By
’Tunji Ajibade
I welcome you all to this press briefing where I unveil the categories of honours to be awarded as deemed fit by the...
Mention Russia, And You Are On Course
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Yes, yes, who’s the journalist saying that? You? You must harbour pro-Nigerian views. Or, are you a Nigerian? It’s Nigerian journalists who...
Reeves’ Ad
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: A weekend of disaster.
MEMBER: I didn’t see it coming.
CHAIRMAN: (an aside) Do you ever see anything coming? (to MEMBER, wryly) You...
Lynch mustn’t lynch me
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: The guy will upset us.
MEMBER: He will?
CHAIRMAN: So you don’t know.
MEMBER: I know. He’s been cooking up some things in Number...
Boris Is Back In The Trenches
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: Did you see The Mail?
MEMBER: I didn’t get a mail from him.
CHAIRMAN: Get mail? From whom?
MEMBER: The Secretary. Thought you meant...
The Gray Area
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You got your question wrong about Sue, I can tell you that. Very wrong. I would have thought you would ask me...
Latest article
Vacancy at Westminster
By ’Tunji Ajibade
You can’t ask me that kind of question, you can’t. And if you keep telling me it’s your job to ask questions...
Gen. Muhoozi’s street credible
By ’Tunji Ajibade
That’s an excellent question. But I have to unbundle it as it’s a twenty-in-one question like those tea beverage concoctions that they...
Hollywood Star In D.C.
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Wait, Dan, wait a moment; I call this press briefing to unveil the portrait of the First Lady, Melania. So I won’t...