Reeves’ Ad
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: A weekend of disaster.
MEMBER: I didn’t see it coming.
CHAIRMAN: (an aside) Do you ever see anything coming? (to MEMBER, wryly) You...
BREAKING: Nigerian Writer, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, wins 2023 Poetry London Prize
By
’Tunji Ajibade
The Nigerian multiple award-winning fiction writer and poet, Jekwu Anyaegbuna, has won this year’s Poetry London Prize. His entry “Unusual Inmates” was announced...
A Naming Ceremony For Coup D’états
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You’re welcome to this ceremony where we shall unveil the names of the various military coup d’états that have happened over the past...
Brand Johnson is fire on the mountain
By
Tunji Ajibade
Uh? Kim, from The Arctic. You’re asking me if I admit that Boris Johnson is a brand. You see, I’ve always said you...
Jair Is A Messiah
By
’Tunji Ajibade
You must be the only journalist in the whole of the United States who doesn’t know my full name. Jair Messias. If you...
Lynch mustn’t lynch me
By ’Tunji Ajibade
CHAIRMAN: The guy will upset us.
MEMBER: He will?
CHAIRMAN: So you don’t know.
MEMBER: I know. He’s been cooking up some things in Number...
Vacancy at Westminster
By ’Tunji Ajibade
You can’t ask me that kind of question, you can’t. And if you keep telling me it’s your job to ask questions...
Mention Russia, And You Are On Course
By ’Tunji Ajibade
Yes, yes, who’s the journalist saying that? You? You must harbour pro-Nigerian views. Or, are you a Nigerian? It’s Nigerian journalists who...
Ugwuanyi, Niyi’s works make Pauline Tallen’s task easier
By 'Tunji Ajibade
First Published April 30, 2021
There has been much activism of late with regard to the incidence of child abuse such as rape....
Boris Shot Elephant
By ’Tunji Ajibade
1st Person: Boris Johnson shot elephant lately.
2nd Person: It’s more than elephant.
1st Person: Exactly! (stops, thoughtful) What do you mean? In fact,...